Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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