normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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