it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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