I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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