i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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