I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal