Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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