I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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