Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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