i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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