I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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