At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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