your parents love me but you hate me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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