The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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I need you to use more vowels.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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