There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
