I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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