This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i believe in u and ur pee
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
