we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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