no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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