matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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