I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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