Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We smell like vodka and hangover
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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