I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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