Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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