Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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