Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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