are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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