quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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