thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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