dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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