Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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