Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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