it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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