He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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