when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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