We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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