my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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