Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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