so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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