my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I fill condoms, not promises.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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