Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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