Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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