Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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