Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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