this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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