So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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