It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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