you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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