Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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