That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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