dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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