i don't like sucking hair
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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