i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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